You Wish You Had What I Have

You heard me. You wish you had the lovely girl that I have. My Letisha Cooper.

I love this girl so much, I honestly love her. We were pretty much best friends from the start. Gay lovers to me more exact.
Last year in Len Wood may have sucked hardcore, but the time I got to spend with my Tishy didn't.

Thanks to the powers of weed combined with truth-or-dare and a douchebag ex, Tish is mine.
Now 8 months is coming up and I couldn't be happier (considering we live in A-town that is). The only thing that could make this better would be to be in Edmonton with Elle or to be back on the coast with Joshie.

We've surprisingly been through so much the last 8 months. People trying to break us up, people saying that we wouldn't last. Arguments, fights, more retarded people trying to interfere with our relationship...
We've had drunk times, sober times, sexy times and SOOO many high times. We're still like bestfriends and it's amazing. Why don't more people realize that you need to be friends to be a good couple? They're definitely missing out.

Another month together is almost past, and I hope there's many MANY more to come.

And they said we would never last this long, we sure as hell showed them eh tittybear?

Russell & Tish
September 7th, 2007 until forever <3

Big Bad Racist Bastard

I hate how when someone says something racists (or potentially racist) to a Caucasian or white person, it doesn't mean a thing. However, the second you say something back you're the big bad racist bastard.

Example:
"So this guy messages me right 'hey sexc wanna watch me get hard on cam' as it happens he's black.. so I tell him off right. I didn't say anything racial and he comes back with 'Fuck off you white trash hoe. I bet you blow horses for quarters'. So obviously I replied back with something racial and that makes ME the racist, just because I'm white"

This is a real message that I received alongside an idea to do a rant on this topic. Which I must agree should have been done by now.

I know for one that I've been in the same situation a couple of times, and have been given shit for it even though I wasn't the one to begin it.
So why is it? How come we get the shit end of the stick when it comes to racism? Are you still sore that we took your land and made it more useful and productive?

Well fuck your shit. I'm not one to purposely be offensive with racism but if you say something racist to me you can sure as hell bet that I'm going to come right back at you.

I would like to be enlightened though, why is it that we're automatically more racist and are treated harsher for being racist, then those of other races who discriminate just as much as us?
Comment with your answer.

Online Money Making

For a long time I've always looked at ways for making money of the internet. Why not since I'm always on it.

I've found a couple good ways, that with time and investment, can turn out to actually be profitable and not scams.

The first is Bux.to, probably on of the greatest PTC sites out there.
All you do is click on one of the 10-12 ads they place on their site each day, stay on it for 30 seconds (or do something else for that 30 seconds) and repeat. You get 1 cent for every add you click but it adds up fast, especially if you have referrals.
Referrals (people you get to join with your special link) make you just as much as you would yourself.

Example:
You click 10 ads and make $0.10 each day.
In one week you make $0.70.
In one month you make about $3.00

Say you have 10 referrals who click 10 ads everyday.
You'd be making $1.10 (including your 10 ads) a day
$7.70 in a week.
And 33 dollars in a month with only 10 referrals!

If you go to their site and forums you'll see countless posts of proof that Bux.to works and will actually pay you. Infact I have a friend who's done it and has shown me proof.

Click here to join!

The second site is one I haven't been using for very long but is one that I've been told also works very well if you spend a lot of time online. It's called Greenhorse.com and it's a PTS (Paid to Surf) site.
Unlike Bux.to you do NOT have to click on ads or anything. All you have to do is install their toolbar (it's very small and unnoticeable at the very top of your screen) and you get paid for surfing the web. That's it! Just do what you normally do and you'll make some money.
It only pays 1 cent for every hour you're online so it's not very much. The secret to this one is again, referrals.
Say you get 24 cents a day from this, you have 10 referrals who all get 24 cents as well. That's 2.40 + your 24 cents = $2.64 a day.

BUT here's where it gets better - You can have a 6 level down line. Being paid for 6 levels means you are credited for all the vested users who have signed up underneath you for 6 levels. If you sign up 10 people (level 1), and those 10 people each signup up 10 people (level 2), and those 10 people each signup 10 people (level 3) and so on up to 6 levels.
Here is how it would look if everyone signed up 10 people on 6 levels:

• Level 1 10 - 10 Users
• Level 2 100 - 10 Users Each
• Level 3 1000 - 10 Users Each
• Level 4 10000 - 10 Users Each
• Level 5 100000 - 10 Users Each
• Level 6 1000000 - 10 Users Each

Imagine that, 1 million people, each making you 24 cents a day. Even if you aren't so successful at getting that many referrals it will still give you a couple bucks more then what you had. All for doing what you normally do.

Now the part I love best about it is that you don't have to use the internet, as long as you keep the toolbar open (can be open for your desktop) and as long as you are connected to the internet you will make money.

Sign Up Here!

The last site I want to talk about is pretty much exactly the same as Bux.to but a lot newer and smaller. It's called ProfBux. It has a much nicer appearance to it then Bux.to, but like I said it's smaller and because of this it has less ads for now. Might as well advertise it anyways since I plan on giving this site a good shot as well.

Sign Up Here for Profbux!

I hope that atleast some people try out these sites and see for themselves that making money off the internet is very possible and easy. Although I wouldn't rely on it as my source for income it sure as hell can make you a couple extra bucks.

The Fainting Game

The fainting game, also commonly known as the choking game, is a fucking retarded game that involves choking yourself until you black out...

The fact that their are retards out there that actually do this is beyond me. Fucking retards.

The point is to inflict self-induced hypocapnia (lowered amount of carbon dioxide in your blood) generally by hyperventilation.
Or to strangulate yourself, causing you too black out from lack of oxygen to your brain.

All for a brief intoxication/high, fucking retards.

I really don't understand how people can play such a "game" (if you can honestly call it that), the chance of brain damage or even death is so high. All for a brief high.

The human race is fucked, there is no way around it, we're fucked.

And yes Nat, I finally did this one for you.

Dumbass Kids

You know what really disappoints me?
The rising number of drug abusing kids there are these days.
What the hell has gone wrong? Is it just that getting drugs is too easy or is there some major brain malfunction going on?

I feel bad for those little fuckers who go out there with their E and their crack thinking that it's all good and it's just fun times. The fact that I've stopped trying to help people will probably make me feel even worse while I just sitting here watching them fuck up their lives more and more.
Too many times have I tried to help, too many times people have shrugged off my advice. They just need to take their heads out of their asses a little.
Poor, poor little fucktards.


Not that anyone seems to care anymore, chemicals are fucking stupid, stick to the organics kiddies.

Kudos to Mel and Nat for finally setting me in gear to get this one done.
Keep the ideas flowing in people, good results can only get better.

Snow In April? WTF!

So I woke up around 3-4 in the morning..
Looked outside my window..
And literally smashed my head into the wall to see if I was dreaming.

5 fucking inches of snow at my house this morning. It's the day before 4:20, APRIL for God's sake, and we get 5 inches of snow.

Holy fuck does the weather ever hate me.. >_<

KEEP SENDING IN THOSE TOPIC IDEAS!
So far I've received quite a few good ones!

Send to:
skate-fiend@hotmail.com
or just post em in a comment for the blog "Insane Mind Block"

Insane Mind Block

Lately I've been having an insane amount of writers block.
I can't even think up a topic to write about..

Mainly because of the history of 4:20 (which is what I was planning on writing about a couple days ago) is rather quick and boring..

Shit.

So I want all you fuckers to flood my inbox with ideas.
Hopefully we can get some decent ones so that Tishy can get some ideas too (even though her comp is fucked and won't let her update).

skate-fiend@hotmail.com

You will be credited for the topic idea if we decide to use it.
Let the flooding begin! \m/

Hair Rant

Time to take a break from the Armstrong rants before they go too far downhill.

This is about hair and how you all need to get bent.

If I've learned one thing it's that people just love to do shit to their hair and love to give criticism about it. It's bloody retarded how hair (and clothes) pretty much decides who you are label-wise and all that junk. It's even worse when I have to put up with all that bullshit.

I don't care who you are, I don't care for your opinion on my hair. I do nothing to my hair. No color, no styling, nothing. Fuck I barely even brush it. Yet people don't seem to understand that I don't give a shit. They're constantly quirking up their opinion to me (such as "Get a fucking haircut"). WELL FUCK YOU.

Don't tell me what to do with my hair.
Don't tell me about something that's wrong with my hair.
Don't tell me that it's too fucking long. It's really not all that long compared to what it could be, and maybe I just happen to like it long as compared to short. Maybe I don't like hairdressers (which I don't) and maybe people just love to butcher my hair when I get haircuts.

For God's sake just fuck off people.

Now, even though I don't like to hear people's opinions on my hair, I have no problem dishing it out to you. Let's knock off some of the trends.

P.F.U.P.O.S. (Puffy Fucked Up Piece Of Shit):

Here you have the PFUPOS.
It's pretty self-explanatory, if you have a haircut like this then your hair looks like a puffy fucked up piece of shit.

This is what happens when you give a 3-year old scissors and hairspray.

Scene Anime:

Not quite as bad as the PFUPOS but still pretty bad.
This style is normally characterized but the multiple ugly colors, retarded layers and the massive back-of-head cowlick.

What the fuck people?

Classic Scene Hair:

More toned down the then Anime/scene hair,
But still very fucking retarded.

What else is there to say?
It's hideous.

Bangs:

The bangs trend was horrible. Just fucking horrible.
They're ugly, they're stupid, they're way too fucking popular.
How does something that retarded get that trendy?

Another sure sign that humanity is fucked.

I'm just going to stop here. Had to subject myself to way too many awful looking haircuts in the last 20-30 minutes. There is definitely a possibility of a part 2; after all there is a lot of fucking retarded styles out there.

The morale of the story is don't bitch about my hair when you're all out there with your completely retarded haircuts yourselves.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD STOP FOLLOWING RETARDED TRENDS.
It's retarded, its bullshit and it just should not be.

Why I Hate Armstrong - Part 3

This might seem a little minor but it has definitely made a big change for me.

I hate Armstrong's skatepark. Absolutely hate it.

It has uninspired me to skate, even if my board wasn't in 2 pieces I'd still only be riding it as a means of transportation. It sucks that hard.

It was designed by two chicks, 5 or so years ago (according to what I have been told).
It's not so much the design though, it's how it's built and the size.

If you really wanted you could go and pretty much master everything the part has to offer.
There's only one good quarter pipe, the rest of them are shit because the coping is set to far out.
I can't really say much for the halfpipe, as I've only biked it but it seemed okay I guess. The mini pipe is absolutely horrible though.

There is one good feature that most parks (that I've seen and been to) don't have is a concrete wave. That's entertaining for a whole 5 minutes.

There's not a whole lot else to say without being able to show you what I'm talking about..

Coquitlam (LaFarrage lake) skatepark > A-town's skatepark. Flat out.


Another failure blog -_-

Why I Hate Armstrong - Part 2

Sorry for the lack of "next day update". I was just way to sidetracked and not in the mindset to update.

It's time to take a crack at the wannabe gangstas.
Armstrong is basically divided into 3 groups, Gangsters, Metalheads, and the people no one really gives a shit about (complete hicks, geeks, preps/scene who aren't metalhead. People like that).

Now the thing that really gets me about the "gangsters" here are that they are, quite frankly, a bunch of posers. They make all the wigger/posers in Vancouver look like true gangsters. Seriously.

It's fucking disgusting, if you're going to try to be something as low as a gangster then atleast do it right you fucking retards (no offense to the retarded, I know that was a pretty bad diss).

Times like this that I wish there were a lot of stereotypical Persians (with their knives) and Blacks (with w/e they want) in Armstrong. It would teach some of these bitches a thing or two.

I'm done, there's not a whole lot else to say except that it's really fucking stupid.

Inspired by my baby killer, Jesse F. Coastal living ftw dude!

Part 3 will be coming soon, I might take a break from my usual bitching and post something good about Armstrong... I doubt it.

Why I Hate Armstrong - Part 1

Since I have nothing better to update with that's quick, I'm going to start up the "Why I Hate Armstrong" series.

They will probably suck like most of my posts so far, only because I'm lazy and don't have the time to do a good update right now.

First reason why I hate Armstrong, or atleast the biggest reason at this moment, is employment.

There really isn't a whole lot to do for work at my age, especially in A-town. Pretty much the only thing there is for work is fast food and being a dish-bitch in places like the Bistro and Saxon Inn.
Jobs that don't matter to me and don't interest me at all. Which is why I'm resorting to all the shitty schemes to earn money on the internet.

If you know me then you may be wondering, "Well don't you already have a job..?"
Yes I do, and I love my job despite the disgusting work of servicing restaurant hoods. The only problem with it is that it isn't consistent because of school. I can only work weekends because it's either late night or early morning (unless it's a bar or dinner only place).
It just doesn't work for me, I need something to do on the weekdays and with summer coming up fast I need as much money as possible.

Armstrong wouldn't be so lame if it had decent stores (and hence decent places to work at).

So help me out, join this site and click some links to earn me a extra 10 cents or whatever because I don't feel like subjecting myself to shitty fastfood places.
It's actually a very good site, I know people who are making around 100 bucks a month, all because of referrals.
http://bux.to/?r=SkateFiend

Part 2 of Why I Hate Armstrong coming soon! (most likely tomorrow).
..God I have a sad life xD

Sorry

Sorry for the lack of updates, there's a lot going on right now.
I'll be getting another post up pretty soon.
Hopefully Tish gets the time to do a post too.. -_-

Not sure what the next one will be but it will probably be along the lines of Nex/Myspace/Facebook whores..