Hold Your Alc, Goddamit

Little girls have really ruined alcohol for me. I'm tired of seeing and tending for stupid little girls (and boys) who can't drink within their limits and certainly can't hold their alcohol.

If you can't keep it down why the hell would you think you're able to drink it in the first place? At least when I go drink with people, which I rarely do anymore, I don't go puking my ass out. Just smarten up and don't drink you goddamn pussy kids.

If anything you should go buy yourselves a sum of weed, roll some doobies, pass around a pipe, and chill out. It's so much better then little kids passed out on the road in piss and puke.

So we've covered that, good. Now let's cover the part about what not to do when you need to care for drunk friends.

I don't care how drunk you are, when one of your friends are puking, don't try and hit up on some ugly piece of crap. It's really not a cool thing to do, especially when your 'sister' is suffering. All you had to do was buy a bottle of water and take her to your house for a bit. Nothing hard to ask for at all. So why couldn't you do it?

No wonder your parties suck..

Now remember, please for the love of god don't be a stupid hyper drunk sliding down hills and such. Although funny at first because you're a dumbass, it's really goddamn annoying. Especially don't slide into people skateboarding, injury is involved.

Don't be a dumbass when you drink or leave me the hell alone, and drink responsibly!

- SkateFiend

For Future Reference

I have no problem with you hanging out with guys. I have no problem with you trying to cheer up your guy-friends. I never showed any sign that I had a problem with it, I even told you flat out that you should hang out with them instead of coming over.

What I do have a problem with is you spewing bullshit that I'm angry because you're hanging out with guys. Even more so when your telling this shit to people who are obviously going to bug me ALL fucking day about it, as they did. You know I don't like the phone, you especially know that I absolutely despise the phone when it never stops ringing, yet you were in the presence while it was happen, and let it happen.

I may not like these guys and sure they bother me sometimes. Like I've declared on countless occasions, I'm not going to try and control you and tell you that you can't hangout with them, be friends with them, etc. I honesty try hard to not be bothered by it but YOU always vex me and turn it into an immensely angry situation for me.

"Oh but I feel so bad by not hanging with you and just leaving you to sit in your room" is something I don't want to hear, I don't give a shit. You asked me if you could, I said yes, why can't you just leave it at that? I don't want some shitty veil of pity that you've created around me, just take my yes and go.
Also, there isn't a lot of people I hang out with here for a reason, a reason that you know very damn well. Just like you know already, I would rather sit in my room and do what I do then have to be with people I don't want to be with.

I love you, but sometimes you drive me completely insane for the worse. You should know how I'm going to react by now, but you still push the goddamn button. I'm actually starting to think you do it on purpose sometimes, some sort of vengeful spite at me or something. Or maybe you just really don't know me as well as you claim.

Whatever your reason is, now you know why you turned my day into a piece of shit once again and why I'm not going to answer your texts for the time being.

Sorry For Lack of Update

I haven't been in a mood to do any rants. I will do some brainstorming tonight and hopefully have a new rant up by Saturday at the latest *fingers crossed*.

I would check the blog tomorrow though, if I get in the mood or something happens then I'll definitely rant.


In the meantime, go look at my other blog! =P

Hicks Don't Like Toques

Or atleast it seems that they don't agree with toques and summer time.

Let my tell you a little story of a event that happened today. It is an event that both angered me and made me laugh at the hicks I'm surrounded by.

So I was with Tish taking her dog for a walk and we decided to go up to our highschool to see a friend play soccer. It was rather boring so we decided to leave after 15 minutes, whatever. On our way out the parking lot we saw three hicks grade 11's or 12's getting into a piece of shit truck (the kind you would typically associate hicks with). One guy, the driver, looked over at me and asked me why I was wearing a toque. Seeing as his friend was wearing a hat, I replied "That's like me asking you why your friend is wearing a hat", Tish and I just kept on walking.

After 30 seconds or so they yell out and call me a fag.
I'm a fag, for wearing a rimmed toque in 18 degree weather. I don't see how the fucking this works.

This is one of those pet peeves of mine, being called a fag for no reason at all. I'm not one to typically give a shit about what anything thinks about me, but this is just too fucking stupid.

So I'm gonna knock off some points about these people.

Number 1 - They've probably lived in this hickville or the surrounding area their entire lives. All they can do is pretend to live like they're in a city, but it's not even near reality. As for me, I've lived in a city pretty much my entire life, and am only in this hicktown by force.

Number 2 - They drive a piece of shit on wheels. Their truck was literally the kind of truck that you would associate with beyond-rural hicks. It should have been in a junkyard instead of on the road.

Number 3 - They like to think that they're hardcore and can be gangster, when the truth is they are the farthest thing from it. On the coast, these guys would get killed if they acted the way they always do. Kind makes me want to start a reality show where I randomly put hicks like this in downtown Van to see how they fare out.

Number 4 - For crying out loud! How can you honestly have a good means to call someone a fag because they're wearing a goddamn toque. It's just makes me want to smash heads into walls.

Number 5 - My vocabulary isn't anything great, but I can pretty much guarantee that I have a better vocabulary then they do. Probably even better spelling too.

So remember, before you call me a fag for a fucking pathetic reason like a toque, just know that I can very easily point out flaws in other people. The fact that I'm surrounded by hicks just makes it even easier.

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Trendy and Poser Bisexuals

I'm going to try and make this rant very direct. I'm getting very tired of all the trendy and poser bi's.

There's a line for everything, and humanity definitely crossed that line when being bisexual became a trend. I don't know if it's because of the increase of "gay pride" over the last couple years, decades, whatever. Or if it's just because of an increase in sheer stupidity.
Unfortunately, my guess is the last one.

Now it's especially funny how most people see being bi as an excuse to be little whorebags.
It's sad (but funny) that a good, large chunk of the youth of today are REALLY that desperate.

It really does baffle me as to how something like sexuality can be transformed into a trend. It must be absolutely terrible to be associated with a bunch of meatbags if you're genuinely bisexual. Totally brought down by a population of retards.

Just remember boys and girls, if you think you're confused, alone and/or bisexual, then you need to gtfo because chances are you've been hanging around too many retards.

Any they say it's cancer that kills people..

Big Bad Racist Bastard

I hate how when someone says something racists (or potentially racist) to a Caucasian or white person, it doesn't mean a thing. However, the second you say something back you're the big bad racist bastard.

Example:
"So this guy messages me right 'hey sexc wanna watch me get hard on cam' as it happens he's black.. so I tell him off right. I didn't say anything racial and he comes back with 'Fuck off you white trash hoe. I bet you blow horses for quarters'. So obviously I replied back with something racial and that makes ME the racist, just because I'm white"

This is a real message that I received alongside an idea to do a rant on this topic. Which I must agree should have been done by now.

I know for one that I've been in the same situation a couple of times, and have been given shit for it even though I wasn't the one to begin it.
So why is it? How come we get the shit end of the stick when it comes to racism? Are you still sore that we took your land and made it more useful and productive?

Well fuck your shit. I'm not one to purposely be offensive with racism but if you say something racist to me you can sure as hell bet that I'm going to come right back at you.

I would like to be enlightened though, why is it that we're automatically more racist and are treated harsher for being racist, then those of other races who discriminate just as much as us?
Comment with your answer.

Emo And Scene

Might as well knock this rant off as it's a common one for me.
Today emo is known as a "emotional" normally describing a person who is depressed and wears shitty clothes.
But 'tis is not so. They are what you call a "scene kid".
Emo is not a person, or a thing or even a place.
It is a underground genre of music from the '80s that originated in Washington and NO, emo is not that pussy ass mainstream bullshit on the radio or MTV, that is really shitty pop-rock.

Wikipedia:
"In its original incarnation, the term emo was used to describe a subgenre of hardcore punk which originated in the Washington, DC music scene of the mid-1980s. In later years, the term emocore, short for "emotional hardcore", was also used to describe the DC scene and some of the regional scenes that spawned from it."

Another thing, emo does not really mean "emotional." It actually means "emotive", slight difference.

This is probably the shortest and shittiest job I've done on this rant, but I'm really through with repeating myself. I've been preaching this topic for over two years now and I'm just through with it.
Hope this helps some of the mentally handicapped people who continually use emo as a label.
Grab a brain dickweeds.

Outside Opinions

I love to argue and debate. I am very opinionated and strong with my views and beliefs.
This being said, I argue with people alot. Generally nothing friendship ending, infact normally with friends that we can have a laugh about after we get some steam out (or in my case build up more steam).
Now what REALLY ticks me is when people with no mental capacity butt into our argument(s) and put in their two cents. I'm all for freedom of speech (which I demonstrate often) and non-censorship but when you go into an argument that you are NOT welcome in and do NOT belong in then you better have a damn good point/counter.
You should not post if you are unable to comprehend what has been said in the argument and if you don't know what the argument is initially about. You should especially discontinue cluttering our argument with bullshit. It makes it hard to keep the debate easily followed by those who are actually contributing to what was a good argument.
Now before you even consider insulting someone who is far more intelligible then yourself, who actually knows the definitions of the words being said (and the spellings) , please keep in mind that you did not belong in the argument in the beginning and still do not belong in the argument. Posting insults and calling me retarded does not make you redeem any dignity from putting your nose in someone else's shit.
You weren't smart once-upon-a-time, you're still not smart, do not try to act smart.

People like you are the exact reason why I'm hateful, why I'm opinionated as fuck and why humanity is fucking doomed.

<-- Yes, this is so me

TV Rant

Television, a fundamental part of our world today. Where would we be without it? Still listening to the radio all day?
Well there's nothing wrong with a little tv, except for all the bullshit shows.
Honestly, who comes up with crap like "America's Best Dance Crew" and all these talk shows like Ellen DeGeneres. I would much rather gouge my eyes out then have to watch that lady for a full hour. Talk shows (especially ones with women hosts) are some of the stupidest, boring, and sadly some of the most watched shows out there.
Now what really needs to get the boot are channels like YTV, the hosts prance around like faggets with their shitty acting and costumes, brainwashing little boys and girls into watching their stupid mindfuck inducing shows. The host's aren't even the ones responsible for the fierce mind decay that is brought upon kids today, it's the lack of logical and decent shows.
Now don't get me wrong, I used to watch this shit as a kid (still do when Tish's fatass brother hogs the tv), but only for the lack of a better time kill and entertaining shows. I mean, who wants to watch the same drama shit as your older sister all the time?
Where is the line going to be drawn and when will producers (and actors) finally say, "Fuck your shit, this show is fucking stupid." ?
Hopefully soon, I lose more and more faith in our society by the day, all by the click of the power button on the remote and a quick view at channel 2.
In the meantime, if you must watch tv atleast watch something decent like the news, or if you must watch something with no purpose, aim for South Park or Family Guy, Two and a Half Men, along those lines.
Atleast you can have comical entertainment while your mind decays.

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