Hold Your Alc, Goddamit

Little girls have really ruined alcohol for me. I'm tired of seeing and tending for stupid little girls (and boys) who can't drink within their limits and certainly can't hold their alcohol.

If you can't keep it down why the hell would you think you're able to drink it in the first place? At least when I go drink with people, which I rarely do anymore, I don't go puking my ass out. Just smarten up and don't drink you goddamn pussy kids.

If anything you should go buy yourselves a sum of weed, roll some doobies, pass around a pipe, and chill out. It's so much better then little kids passed out on the road in piss and puke.

So we've covered that, good. Now let's cover the part about what not to do when you need to care for drunk friends.

I don't care how drunk you are, when one of your friends are puking, don't try and hit up on some ugly piece of crap. It's really not a cool thing to do, especially when your 'sister' is suffering. All you had to do was buy a bottle of water and take her to your house for a bit. Nothing hard to ask for at all. So why couldn't you do it?

No wonder your parties suck..

Now remember, please for the love of god don't be a stupid hyper drunk sliding down hills and such. Although funny at first because you're a dumbass, it's really goddamn annoying. Especially don't slide into people skateboarding, injury is involved.

Don't be a dumbass when you drink or leave me the hell alone, and drink responsibly!

- SkateFiend

Bleed Faggot Bleed

To start this off, alcohol is no goddamn excuse to cheat on a person, I don't care what you did to cheat or how much you drank, but it's no fucking excuse.
To blame everything solely on alcohol is just goddamn stupid, it doesn't make you or the situation seem any better.
Now to say that you remember everything else except for the parts where shit happened, that's just garbage. Pure fucking garbage.

You promised me that you weren't going to be around him at all after that. You go out tonight with friends, that's fine. But you're around him despite your promise and you try to justify it with 'I'm not talking to him'.
No, that doesn't fucking make anything better. Thank you for being honest with me that he was there, since that seems to be the least you've done.

I'm royally pissed off as I have been for the last 3 or 4 goddamn days, wanting nothing but to tear that pricks fucking face off. As telling me not to start shit while I was calm and already said I wouldn't is not a smart thing. It's like waving a red flag in front of testosterone pumped bull, you know that about me already.

So now I'm angry and once again want to do nothing but bike down there and tear him apart limb from fucking limb.

Just fucking stop making me feel so shitty all the time, I'm going to need to drop the fucking hammer on someone if you keep doing this. I hope you understand how much you have ruined the last two perfect days for me.
Who am I kidding though, right?