The iPhone

Oh god, how Apple has betrayed my sanity.
The iPhone is a little, expensive, piece of touch-screen "glory". A breakthrough in cell phone technology.
With it's over abundance of useless features, you'll spend hours just figuring out what everything is.

Why would anyone want to go out and buy a $400-$500+ phone, especially when said phone is from Apple?
Haven't you people learned anything from the iPod, or the Mac? They turn to shit in months. The iPod is atleast useful, and was genuinely a breakthrough for mp3s. Probably the greatest thing Apple has ever (and will ever) accomplish, but that's beside the point. You do one wrong thing with them, have one tainted song, and your $200 or $300+ goes to waste.

Now back to the iPhone. The service (from all reviews I have ever bothered to watch/read) is absolute shit. Last time I checked there was only two service providers, AT&T and Telus. There were loads of problems activating phones, you'd have to actually hack your 400 dollar piece of shit to activate it.
It comes complete with an iPod (just what you need, another one to add to your collection) and did I mention it was widescreen. Apparently some people take great pride in the fact that it's widescreen.
The whole touch screen system is completely ridiculous, the customization is apparently confusing and ridiculous as well. Once again, haven't you people learned anything from past products and experience? Touch screens are always dumb and are always prone to excessive and quick wear. So your 400 to 500 dollar phone is going to be shit in a couple months (if even that) of regular use anyways.
The web browser (or as Apple loves to call it, the "internet communications device") is also shit. Period.

Just the whole idea of the phone is completely retarded.
Any moron who gets an iPhone deserves to have their money go to waste, maybe that'll teach them once and for all that Apple is a shitty company, with shitty products designed to eat up your money when you have to replace it over and over. Then again, with the way things are looking with most people, it'll just inspire them to buy the next gen of the exact same thing.
Why don't you go waste your money on something useful.