Snow In April? WTF!

So I woke up around 3-4 in the morning..
Looked outside my window..
And literally smashed my head into the wall to see if I was dreaming.

5 fucking inches of snow at my house this morning. It's the day before 4:20, APRIL for God's sake, and we get 5 inches of snow.

Holy fuck does the weather ever hate me.. >_<

KEEP SENDING IN THOSE TOPIC IDEAS!
So far I've received quite a few good ones!

Send to:
skate-fiend@hotmail.com
or just post em in a comment for the blog "Insane Mind Block"

Insane Mind Block

Lately I've been having an insane amount of writers block.
I can't even think up a topic to write about..

Mainly because of the history of 4:20 (which is what I was planning on writing about a couple days ago) is rather quick and boring..

Shit.

So I want all you fuckers to flood my inbox with ideas.
Hopefully we can get some decent ones so that Tishy can get some ideas too (even though her comp is fucked and won't let her update).

skate-fiend@hotmail.com

You will be credited for the topic idea if we decide to use it.
Let the flooding begin! \m/

Hair Rant

Time to take a break from the Armstrong rants before they go too far downhill.

This is about hair and how you all need to get bent.

If I've learned one thing it's that people just love to do shit to their hair and love to give criticism about it. It's bloody retarded how hair (and clothes) pretty much decides who you are label-wise and all that junk. It's even worse when I have to put up with all that bullshit.

I don't care who you are, I don't care for your opinion on my hair. I do nothing to my hair. No color, no styling, nothing. Fuck I barely even brush it. Yet people don't seem to understand that I don't give a shit. They're constantly quirking up their opinion to me (such as "Get a fucking haircut"). WELL FUCK YOU.

Don't tell me what to do with my hair.
Don't tell me about something that's wrong with my hair.
Don't tell me that it's too fucking long. It's really not all that long compared to what it could be, and maybe I just happen to like it long as compared to short. Maybe I don't like hairdressers (which I don't) and maybe people just love to butcher my hair when I get haircuts.

For God's sake just fuck off people.

Now, even though I don't like to hear people's opinions on my hair, I have no problem dishing it out to you. Let's knock off some of the trends.

P.F.U.P.O.S. (Puffy Fucked Up Piece Of Shit):

Here you have the PFUPOS.
It's pretty self-explanatory, if you have a haircut like this then your hair looks like a puffy fucked up piece of shit.

This is what happens when you give a 3-year old scissors and hairspray.

Scene Anime:

Not quite as bad as the PFUPOS but still pretty bad.
This style is normally characterized but the multiple ugly colors, retarded layers and the massive back-of-head cowlick.

What the fuck people?

Classic Scene Hair:

More toned down the then Anime/scene hair,
But still very fucking retarded.

What else is there to say?
It's hideous.

Bangs:

The bangs trend was horrible. Just fucking horrible.
They're ugly, they're stupid, they're way too fucking popular.
How does something that retarded get that trendy?

Another sure sign that humanity is fucked.

I'm just going to stop here. Had to subject myself to way too many awful looking haircuts in the last 20-30 minutes. There is definitely a possibility of a part 2; after all there is a lot of fucking retarded styles out there.

The morale of the story is don't bitch about my hair when you're all out there with your completely retarded haircuts yourselves.
AND FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD STOP FOLLOWING RETARDED TRENDS.
It's retarded, its bullshit and it just should not be.

Why I Hate Armstrong - Part 3

This might seem a little minor but it has definitely made a big change for me.

I hate Armstrong's skatepark. Absolutely hate it.

It has uninspired me to skate, even if my board wasn't in 2 pieces I'd still only be riding it as a means of transportation. It sucks that hard.

It was designed by two chicks, 5 or so years ago (according to what I have been told).
It's not so much the design though, it's how it's built and the size.

If you really wanted you could go and pretty much master everything the part has to offer.
There's only one good quarter pipe, the rest of them are shit because the coping is set to far out.
I can't really say much for the halfpipe, as I've only biked it but it seemed okay I guess. The mini pipe is absolutely horrible though.

There is one good feature that most parks (that I've seen and been to) don't have is a concrete wave. That's entertaining for a whole 5 minutes.

There's not a whole lot else to say without being able to show you what I'm talking about..

Coquitlam (LaFarrage lake) skatepark > A-town's skatepark. Flat out.


Another failure blog -_-

Why I Hate Armstrong - Part 2

Sorry for the lack of "next day update". I was just way to sidetracked and not in the mindset to update.

It's time to take a crack at the wannabe gangstas.
Armstrong is basically divided into 3 groups, Gangsters, Metalheads, and the people no one really gives a shit about (complete hicks, geeks, preps/scene who aren't metalhead. People like that).

Now the thing that really gets me about the "gangsters" here are that they are, quite frankly, a bunch of posers. They make all the wigger/posers in Vancouver look like true gangsters. Seriously.

It's fucking disgusting, if you're going to try to be something as low as a gangster then atleast do it right you fucking retards (no offense to the retarded, I know that was a pretty bad diss).

Times like this that I wish there were a lot of stereotypical Persians (with their knives) and Blacks (with w/e they want) in Armstrong. It would teach some of these bitches a thing or two.

I'm done, there's not a whole lot else to say except that it's really fucking stupid.

Inspired by my baby killer, Jesse F. Coastal living ftw dude!

Part 3 will be coming soon, I might take a break from my usual bitching and post something good about Armstrong... I doubt it.

Why I Hate Armstrong - Part 1

Since I have nothing better to update with that's quick, I'm going to start up the "Why I Hate Armstrong" series.

They will probably suck like most of my posts so far, only because I'm lazy and don't have the time to do a good update right now.

First reason why I hate Armstrong, or atleast the biggest reason at this moment, is employment.

There really isn't a whole lot to do for work at my age, especially in A-town. Pretty much the only thing there is for work is fast food and being a dish-bitch in places like the Bistro and Saxon Inn.
Jobs that don't matter to me and don't interest me at all. Which is why I'm resorting to all the shitty schemes to earn money on the internet.

If you know me then you may be wondering, "Well don't you already have a job..?"
Yes I do, and I love my job despite the disgusting work of servicing restaurant hoods. The only problem with it is that it isn't consistent because of school. I can only work weekends because it's either late night or early morning (unless it's a bar or dinner only place).
It just doesn't work for me, I need something to do on the weekdays and with summer coming up fast I need as much money as possible.

Armstrong wouldn't be so lame if it had decent stores (and hence decent places to work at).

So help me out, join this site and click some links to earn me a extra 10 cents or whatever because I don't feel like subjecting myself to shitty fastfood places.
It's actually a very good site, I know people who are making around 100 bucks a month, all because of referrals.
http://bux.to/?r=SkateFiend

Part 2 of Why I Hate Armstrong coming soon! (most likely tomorrow).
..God I have a sad life xD

Sorry

Sorry for the lack of updates, there's a lot going on right now.
I'll be getting another post up pretty soon.
Hopefully Tish gets the time to do a post too.. -_-

Not sure what the next one will be but it will probably be along the lines of Nex/Myspace/Facebook whores..